Help!
I have reached the lowest of the lows. I for some reason went on a internet dating website. You know? Whatever it was a free trail. As a ran through the stupid superfical questions: Do you exercise? WHat sports do you like? Oh and don’t for get my favorite question. What’s your body type? Can anyone ever really diffine someones body in 4 different catigories? Average. Slim. Athletic. Got a few extra pounds. WTF! I chose wisely and didn’t put a photo on it. After looking at who was on there I sat there staring at the computer yelling at myself saying “what and the hell was I thinking!!!!!!” It’s all bad. Very bad. ugly bad.
So I’m home in Ohio for a couple days the visit friends and family. It’s nice and quite. It’s a nice little break from the city. Yesturday I went out to lunch with a family friend who has known me since I was baby. She’s like my second mom. As we were catching up and enjoying one another. BAM! I out of no where start checking her out.” I really like her hair long, she looks great” “Wow she’s got a killer body for her age” WHAT? She’s 48, Married with two sons and probably thinks of me as her daughter. AHHHHHHHHH! Help please? I need to go out and makeout with alot of girls that are my age or just easy!!!! This has gone to far.
